Your body, our tech
Fast & reliable
Stay forever connectedQuick insertion
It just takes 1 hour to improve your life
Come down to our clinic today and we will insert your new favourite toy into your brain and eye within just 1 hour and guaranteed life-long happiness will be yours.
3 facts you should know about Project 84
Just think it
Whatever you want to happen, happens
Want to tweet that you were standing in line for ice cream and then accidentally farted in the boy's face behind you? All you have to do is think it! Our tech's so fast sometimes it posts before you even think it!
Fewer & fewer incidents
We take all the necessary precautions
We are hard at work to bring safer methods of implementing chips into the brains of users. Over the past 4 months we have decreased the amount of incidents so you have almost nothing to fear!
